Because of you I won the Oscar pool at my party. Ok, to be honest, there was a three way tie & nobody had thought to make a tie-breaker so we split the booty three ways. But still, thank you for the $13.
But as for the Oscars…well there was some good (Thank you Dolly) and some bad (get a tailor, Jennifer Garner – you nearly made me choke on my spinach dip). But mostly I was entertained. I thought Jon did a great job hosting…in a sort of distant way. But my number one issue was with the turds that were the musical numbers.
Dolly was the first to perform and she looked great (well, except for her freaky thin legs). But she was all alone on stage and working it.
So we all expected the other musical numbers to be that minimal. Ha! I have some serious issues with the Crash musical number. Sure, I liked the song, but did you have to have actors reenacting scenes from the movie? And specifically did you have to have actors reenact the molesting scene? That was in horrible taste and freaky. & the car on fire on stage? Overkill.
But I really can’t relieve that a (horrible) “song” about being a pimp won. That’ll never make sense.
oh, & thank you George Clooney for being so cute. Ditto Ang Lee.
Reese, loved the dress, hated the speech. Ditto Rachel.
Phillip, loved how sincere you were. That was pretty touching. But there was a technical glitch during your speech. When you were gushing about your Mom they cut to your girlfriend. So it kind of was weird in that “is his Mom his girlfriend?” kind of way.
& how fun was it to have Catherine Keener sitting near you? She looks fun.
But the best duo was, by far, Meryl & Lilly. You ladies were Class (yes that is with a capital C). & Meryl, my Mom wants to know how you got such smooth skin.
I would also like to thank whoever brought the orange sparkling nectar stuff to my party. Damn, that was some good drink!